
I can't sit on your LAP.
You don't know the routine.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 20

How much does it cost
to get them off my LAP?
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 14

Next vomit is going to be in your LAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 5

Nothing beats a LAP dance
and a baked potato bar, huh?
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 21

Why don't I pour it in your LAP
and you can tell me?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 15